Friday, September 26, 2008

Ben and Jerry's vs PETA

I don't know how many of you have heard about this, but PETA (People for the Ethical Treament of Animals) wants Ben and Jerry's to stop using cow milk and switch to human milk. Yes, human milk. I don't know how close that puts PETA from the line of insanity, but I thought of some great names for Ben and Jerry's new flavors. First, here's the old top ten:

  1. Cherry Garcia® Ice Cream
  2. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
  3. Chocolate Fudge Brownie™ Ice Cream
  4. Chunky Monkey® Ice Cream
  5. Half Baked™ Ice Cream
  6. Phish Food® Ice Cream
  7. New York Super Fudge Chunk® Ice Cream
  8. Coffee Heath Bar Crunch® Ice Cream
  9. Cherry Garcia® Low Fat Frozen Yogurt
  10. Peanut Butter Cup™ Ice Cream
THE NEW TOP TEN:

1. Moo-moo Mommy's Milk

2. Chunky Evolved Monkey

3. Teet Treats

4. Peanut Butter C-Cup

5. Jiggly Piggly Strawberry

6.  Coffee Drinker's Heath Bar

7. Fuzzy Peaches

8. Penelope Cruz's Frozen Yogurt

9. Mammary Mocha

10. Areolar Aurora

Hitting your local grocery store hopefully NEVER.

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10 comments:

  1. JanelleSeptember 26, 2008 at 11:36 AM

    I have been on the computer for 45 minutes this morning, and this is the third place I've found it already. Weird.

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  2. LewisSeptember 26, 2008 at 1:58 PM

    Too funny.

    OK, those are so gross, but then, so is PETA.

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  3. beccaSeptember 26, 2008 at 9:12 PM

    LOL! The new names are pretty hilarious! This is not true though, is it? That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

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  4. Catherine FauxSeptember 26, 2008 at 11:46 PM

    haha oh man sometimes we really miss living next to you and Kat!

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  5. JacobSeptember 27, 2008 at 1:15 AM

    The PETA story is true, the names are all fake. I was bored in class today.

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  6. CarolSeptember 27, 2008 at 9:13 PM

    Keep your creative mind on your studies Jacob.

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  7. Carebear's ThoughtsSeptember 29, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    LOL!! Those are funny but disgusting.

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  8. michaelSeptember 29, 2008 at 4:43 PM

    Peanut butter c-cup is the best. Too funny.

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  9. EmilySeptember 30, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    How...?

    Anyway, I enjoyed reading those flavors. Thank you!

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  10. UnknownOctober 3, 2008 at 8:10 PM

    That's disgusting....

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