Ben and Jerry's vs PETA

I don't know how many of you have heard about this, but PETA (People for the Ethical Treament of Animals) wants Ben and Jerry's to stop using cow milk and switch to human milk. Yes, human milk. I don't know how close that puts PETA from the line of insanity, but I thought of some great names for Ben and Jerry's new flavors. First, here's the old top ten:

1. Cherry Garcia® Ice Cream
2. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
3. Chocolate Fudge Brownie™ Ice Cream
4. Chunky Monkey® Ice Cream
5. Half Baked™ Ice Cream
6. Phish Food® Ice Cream
7. New York Super Fudge Chunk® Ice Cream
8. Coffee Heath Bar Crunch® Ice Cream
9. Cherry Garcia® Low Fat Frozen Yogurt
10. Peanut Butter Cup™ Ice Cream

THE NEW TOP TEN:

1. Moo-moo Mommy's Milk

2. Chunky Evolved Monkey

3. Teet Treats

4. Peanut Butter C-Cup

5. Jiggly Piggly Strawberry

6.  Coffee Drinker's Heath Bar

7. Fuzzy Peaches

8. Penelope Cruz's Frozen Yogurt

9. Mammary Mocha

10. Areolar Aurora

Hitting your local grocery store hopefully NEVER.