The Most Expensive Pictures Ever Taken

So, I don't get it, and that's probably because I'm a man and the Y chromosome prevents it. But what is the big deal with Skye Johannsen? She takes pictures of naked babies, washes out the color, bleaches the skin via photoshop (or some other computer program), and then sells them for a bajillion dollars a pose. Bajillion is not an actual number (as far as I know). I have cute nephews. I do, I can't help it. Not all nephews are created equally, and so chances are that some of you reading this don't have as cute nephews as mine because if mine are cute than someone else's aren't: simple math. I don't think they needed a "skye-jo" extreme makeover to be even cuter, but again... Y chromosome. I'm glad for Becca getting these pictures taken, I refuse, naturally, to post the nude ones because I personally find it offensive. And yet I will brag about the cuteness of my nephews, and you will, of course, agree, not because of the skye-jo factor, but the fact that they're just inherently good looking. So, without further ado, I give you: Ty and Cody in The Most Expensive Pictures Ever Taken...