2. When you see a lottery billboard, it's always of someone winning, but the odds of that are like a million to one, the same as the odds of getting eaten by a shark will swimming in the ocean, but no one puts sharks on the billboards for ocean beaches.
3. Phantom of the Opera has a very superficial message: If you're ugly, wear a mask.
4. Laws require people to pick up their dog's droppings, but they don't say anything about fertilizers.
5. People pay lots of money to have their skin darkened and their teeth whitened... which is it, folks?
6. Everyone wants to have more than two arms so they can do more things, but as soon as a baby is born with extra appendages, we cut them off.
7. The lyrics to the song Come Thou Fount don't always make a lot of sense.
8. If everyone hates winter, why is global warming so bad?
9. Jack and Sally would never have made a good couple.
10. Pam and Jim do.
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